A house 17 years my home
soon not my own
twas me not mine
these wheels keep on turnin'
and all I've lost's my treadmill

Small, dark, soffited ceiling, hideous light fixture, window to a room... wait a minute!?!?!? window to a room? what? why? wuhwuhwuhwuhwhat!!!! ok... OK... now that is what a I call a room with a view! Some people have trees, some people have pools, some people have golf courses, some people even have a frickin ocean view, but me... ME... I have a view of... another room! (and yes if you look closely you can see that the dining area, just past the countertop, also has a view... to yet another room!) Hmmmm? we thought long and hard on this one... and decided... that we did not want to keep things this way. So we tore out the kitchen completely, down to the studs. We removed the dining window and made it an entryway into the other room which will now become our breakfast nook. The room that our kitchen window looks into will become (what it was originally intended to be) ... a porch.
You have heard the saying "The kitchen is the heart of the home"- well here is an interesting interpretation of that... right smack-dab in the middle of my kitchen!!! I know what you were thinking, "Wow that is a fascinating idea, putting a heart shaped flagstone inset on the patio" but nay... not the patio my friends. This flagstone was in my kitchen, my bathrooms, my entry way, MY BEDROOM... anywhere and everywhere "pee stained carpet" was missing... you would find this fantastic "outdoor" flooring in its place! Needless to say it is gone now, luckily it popped out with the greatest of ease. In its place will be hand-scraped antique hickory throughout the entire home.
Here is a taste of what we started with... This is the Master Bedroom, THE MASTER BEDROOM!!! seriously, I am not joking! This is exactly what we saw, and we STILL BOUGHT IT!!! If you look closely, you will notice such fine details as ~ mix and match carpeting (stained with excrement of various species, possibly even human) fancy paint finishes and a "plaster of paris log ceiling fixture" which stretches the length of the room (admittedly my favorite detail of the entire home ; )
Here she is! Our "new" home. Built in 1963, the exterior of the house reflects our style very well (except for the cacti, but hey what can we expect, we do live in AZ ;) Eventually the entire front yard will be grass, Billy even wanted to remove the circle drive, but I fought hard to keep it, so far, I am winning this battle... The rock and vegetation have already been removed. We are replacing the windows at the end of February, it was a tough decision, we like the historical aspect of the 60's diamond design, but they are not energy efficient AT ALL! (And truly, they are quite hideous if you give them even the slightest glance from a distance any closer than the street :/) Once the interior is finished we will paint the exterior trim and stucco, and also replace the shutters around all of the windows.